Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Oh...haha. I'm trying to think how to put this...
Me: ?
Her: So in April...I um got back together with someone and we're still kind of together. And there is one more little detail...
Me: ?
Her: I might look just a little different...
Me: Out with it.
Her: Ok. Ok. I might have a little bump :o)
Me: So...when can I tap that
Her: Huh?! Am I getting this correctly...u wanna to f**k me even tho I'm pregnant and starting to get a baby bump?!
Me: Word

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